Hello George!
** On Sunday 31.08.25 - 12:49, George Pope wrote to All:

ObPuns:
Did you hear the joke about Labor Day? It really doesnÆt work for me.
Why is it cheap to have zombie employees? Because they don't need a
living wage.

Those two were my favourites!

Nice. Dude--you forgot to include a joke or other funny type new content!

Here's 80 to help you remember?

I know I know; my memory is crap, but my forgotomy works fine, too!

1. "I have a photographic memory, just forgot to load the film." 2. "I'd tell you a memory loss joke, but I keep drawing a blank." 3. "My memory's not what it used to be. My memory's not what it used to be." 4. "I once forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me." 5. "I'd share my favorite memory joke, but I can't recall it." 6. "I have a book on how to improve your memory, but I keep forgetting where I put it."
7. "I'd make a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes." 8. "My forgetfulness is getting bad, but at least I forget how bad it is." 9. "I'd tell you a joke about my short-term memory, but I just did." 10. "I have an excellent memory, it's just really short." 11. "I'd tell you a joke about déjà vu, but I feel like I've done that before." 12. "I forgot my password, so I changed it to 'incorrect.' Now, the computer just tells me when it's wrong."
13. "I have a condition where I wake up and forget I'm not a morning person." 14. "I'd tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it." 15. "I'd tell you a joke about procrastination, but I'll do it later." 16. "I'd tell you a joke about my forgetful friend, but he'd forget to laugh." 17. "I'd tell you a joke about Alzheimer's, but it's not all that memorable." 18. "I'd tell you a joke about my memory palace, but I can't find the door." 19. "I'd tell you a joke about my memory foam mattress, but it forgets them too."
20. "I'd tell you a joke about my memory card, but it's not compatible with my sense of humor."
21. "I'd tell you a joke about my to-do list, but I forgot where I put it." 22. "I'd tell you a joke about my memory chip, but it's been erased." 23. "I'd tell you a joke about my memory lane, but it's a dead end." 24. "I'd tell you a joke about my memory bank, but I'm overdrawn." 25. "I'd tell you a joke about my memory loss seminar, but I didn't show up." 26. "I'd tell you a joke about my memory game, but I lost." 27. "I'd tell you a joke about my memory leak, but it slipped away." 28. "I'd tell you a joke about my memory jog, but I'm too lazy." 29. "I'd tell you a joke about my memory vault, but I forgot the combination." 30. "I'd tell you a joke about my memory quilt, but it's patchy." 31. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
32. I told my computer I had a memory problem. It said, "Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?"
33. Why did the RAM stick break up with the hard drive? It couldnÆt handle the memory leaks.
34. My memory is like a sieve. Unfortunately, itÆs a sieve made of Swiss cheese.
35. Why did the computer take memory-enhancing supplements? To improve its cache flow.
36. I used to be forgetful, but then I took up memory training. Now I forget to be forgetful.
37. Why did the computer attend a memory workshop? To learn how to store memories in the cloud.
38. My memory is so bad that even my password has amnesia. 39. Why did the computer refuse to forget its ex? Because it had a hard disk. 40. I tried to forget a bad pun, but it kept coming back. It had excellent recall.
41. Why did the computer get kicked out of the party? It kept buffering. 42. My memory is like a browserùtoo many tabs open at once. 43. Why did the computer join a support group? It had RAM issues. 44. I have selective memory. I remember all the jokes but forget where I put my keys.
45. Why did the computer apply for a job as a historian? It had a great memory. 46. My memory is like a scratched DVDùskipping over important scenes. 47. Why did the computer break up with its calculator? It couldnÆt count on it anymore.
48. I tried to forget a math joke, but it multiplied in my mind. 49. Why did the computer visit the doctor? It had a case of memory overflow. 50. My memory is like a smartphoneùconstantly running out of space. 51. Why did the computer attend a memory seminar? To learn how to defragment its thoughts.
52. I have a photographic memory, but itÆs out of focus. 53. Why did the computer get a tattoo of its favorite memory? To make it permanent.
54. My memory is like a leaky faucetùdripping away important details. 55. Why did the computer become a detective? It was good at memory retrieval. 56. I tried to forget a chemistry joke, but it had a strong bond. 57. Why did the computer start a book club? To discuss its favorite memory modules.
58. My memory is like a broken pencilùpointless. 59. Why did the computer take memory-enhancing vitamins? To boost its RAM- ifications.
60. I tried to forget a geography joke, but it kept coming backùit had a great sense of direction.
61. Why did the computer write a memoir? To document its byte-sized adventures. 62. My memory is like a worn-out eraserùrubbing out important details. 63. Why did the computer attend a memory yoga class? To improve its mental flexibility.
64. I tried to forget a physics joke, but it had too much momentum. 65. Why did the computer become a librarian? It loved organizing memories. 66. My memory is like a broken recordùrepeating the same mistakes. 67. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had unresolved binary issues. 68. I tried to forget a music joke, but it kept playing in my head. 69. Why did the computer start a memory garden? To cultivate data. 70. My memory is like a sieveùonly retaining the cheesiest jokes. 71. Why did the computer become a historian? It had a knack for remembering the past.
72. I tried to forget a biology joke, but it had great cell-f. 73. Why did the computer attend a memory boot camp? To strengthen its recall muscles.
74. My memory is like a broken clockùright twice a day. 75. Why did the computer become a detective? It was skilled at memory forensics.
76. I tried to forget a literature joke, but it had a novel approach. 77. Why did the computer start a memory support group? To share its RAMblings. 78. My memory is like a leaky roofùdripping important facts. 79. Why did the computer become a time traveler? To revisit its favorite memories.
80. I tried to forget a history joke, but it had a memorable punchline.



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