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    From George Pope@1:153/757 to dbax on Monday, October 06, 2025 09:22:20
    How did the picture end up in prison? It was framed.

    How did it die?
    It was hung.


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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to George Pope on Friday, October 10, 2025 09:28:26
    George,

    How did the picture end up in prison? It was framed.

    How did it die?
    It was hung.

    Sounds like the one where the woman told this motorcycle rider that
    his pants were unzipped.

    He said to her "Did you see a soldier standing at attention??".

    She replied "It looked like a disabled veteran sitting on 2 duffle
    bags". <G>

    Daryl

    ... "But I like pineapple" said Tom, dolefully
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  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Daryl Stout on Sunday, November 02, 2025 05:40:40
    Sounds like the one where the woman told this motorcycle rider that
    his pants were unzipped.
    He said to her "Did you see a soldier standing at attention??".
    She replied "It looked like a disabled veteran sitting on 2 duffle
    bags".

    Or:
    Soldier: "Did you see that ol' cobra head staring out at you?" She: "I only saw a dead bird sitting on a saggy nest."

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